There’s this dating forum which enables you to make ads inviting other people to send you PMs. So, here’s my add, compared to most of them which are like “32, non-smoker, looking for a girl”.
About me- a guy, 24 years old, born and living in -xx-, 6feet2, around 175 pounds, dark-brown hair and eyes. Quite intelligent, educated, tolerant, realistic, with good manners. Non-smoker, drinking only socially, I like to go to cinema or a pub more than visit a night club, but do visit them sometimes if I like the music.
I hate simpletons, superficiality, stupidty, hoard mentality and try to stay away from these things or treat them very harshly when I am forced to encounter them.
My greatest interests are history (my greatest love), especially war history, mostly World War II (I especially like the Eastern Front and –my country’s resistance movement–) and medieval history, politics, psychology, literature, especially history and books on war plus biographies.
I am a huge film fan, looking for relatively unknown masterpieces.
My favorite sport is –nah, probably too close to revealing my location–, which I am greately interested in, I pay little attention to other sports.
What am I looking for? A serious, smart and responsible girl knowing what she wants, which is, in this case, serious relationship. I am emphasizing that I am looking for somebody from –my home town– (or the vicinity if you’re ready to come here often even if you’re not doing it now) and that I don’t want prolonged texting, one week is more than enough for me – I don’t want to get boggled down with a computer screen. Also, I am expecting your AIM/msn/skype account very soon, as these media are a lot faster than a forum.
I want a lot of kissing, hugging, long walks, talks about non-trivial matters and simply fulfilment with a girl who should be quite special to qualify for all these things, I know.
To show my harsher side- everyone contacting me to kill some time and gain some attention, anyone not knowing what they want or just looking for a pen pal will be immediately ignored. If you’re not interested in meeting in about a week (of course, if you find me interesting online) and if you’re not from -xx- don’t respond. If this ad seems too serious for you or if your first question will be why am I looking for a girl this way… think about if you want’ to contact me, we might not get along.
Regarding looks, my criteria really isn’t high – I don’t tolerate lack of teeth or rotten teeth, no hygiene and severe obesity.
And, yeah, I know how to laugh, in fact, I’m a huge romantic and I believe you exist and you’re mean for me and that we’ll find each other among all these brutes around us 🙂
Well, that’s it… Contact me if you like this message. I will only reply to messages that will contain… well, if I will reply to you you already know what they will contain.
If some of the few readers of this blog want to try and guess how many messages I got they are free to do so. It just makes me laugh to think how many replies are ordinarily terribly written messages getting -oh, gosh….
No wonder that the men are complaining about all of this while getting slimy responses from women blaming them for not being “positive enough”. Ugh. Makes me sick.
Oh, yeah, and I opened a female account with a basic description of an average body type, said I was young and want a boyfriend. Despite deleting messages constantly they would fill my Inbox of 75 messages maximun for three days in a row. But, yeah, women have it so hard.
Fuck you, liberals and clueless women. Your sick, unhuman delusions will be defeated.